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Monica Lewinsky Barred From Sitting in Al Gore’s Luxury Box

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Jul. 01, 2015

Monica LewinskyMonica Lewinsky Barred From Sitting in Al Gore’s Luxury Box:  The Guardian reports that Bill Clinton’s infamous intern Monica Lewinsky was barred recently from sitting in former Vice President Al Gore’s luxury box during an advertising festival in Cannes and was moved to the main audience’s general seating for the night’s program without explanation.  That’s OK, her best position is kneeling – not sitting anyway.  In her defense, it seems kind of unfair that you do one president and the next thing you know, you have a reputation that seems to follow you everywhere.  Now the question is, will Monica retaliate and bar Al Gore from her “luxury box?”

 

Jim CarreyJim Carrey Calls California Vaccine Order Fascist:  In a series of explosive Twitter rants, veteran comic actor Jim Carrey has labeled California’s governor Jerry Brown a “corporate fascist” for ordering tougher rules on mandatory vaccinations, claiming they can poison children.  Wow, I guess now that his acting career has faltered a bit, he’s now taken up the practice of medicine.

 

Gray WolfGray Wolves Lose Another Fight in Washington:  To the dismay of wildlife advocates who hoped it might mark a new era of compromise between conservation groups and cattle ranchers, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service has denied a petition to grant more protections to the gray wolf in the United States.  Well, that ought to give them something to howl about.  And then we wonder why these wolves are going gray!

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Katy Perry Wages Controversial Bid to Buy Convent

Jun. 30, 2015

Katy PerryKaty Perry Wages Controversial Bid to Buy Convent:  The elderly Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary are up in arms over the proposed sale of their aging convent in Los Feliz to pop diva Katy Perry for $14.5 million, who they believe doesn’t represent their values.  It became apparent right from the start that there would be issues when – after asking how much the property was selling for – Perry was told “its nun of your business.”  Of course, one solution might be to just relocate all the nuns and priests to another residence – and we all know how good the Catholic Church is at relocating priests.

 

US-VOTE-2012-REPUBLICAN CONVENTIONChris Christie Announces Bid for Presidency:  Chris Christie has just announced his bid for President of the United States, making him the 14th Republican seeking that office.  I guess his next step is to go out among the voters, kiss some babies, shake some hands and chew the fat.

 

Bumble BeeOregon Bumblebee Deaths Prompt State Investigation:  Hundreds of bumblebees have been found dead in downtown Portland during the past two weeks, prompting agriculture officials in Oregon to investigate whether the die-offs may be connected to other bee deaths reported across the country over recent years.  State officials say it appears that some of them may have been bee-headed.  Of course not everyone in Portland is sympathetic to the bees, pointing out that all these bees have to do is fly around and collect nectar, and yet they still managed to bumble the job.

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NBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump

Jun. 29, 2015

Donald TrumpNBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump:  NBCUniversal announced it has cut ties with business mogul and GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, whose show “The Apprentice” has aired on the network since 2004, over Trump’s recent derogatory statements about illegal immigrants.  Is it just me, or can Trump now legitimately complain that he’s lost his job due of illegal immigration?

 

Space XSpaceX Rocket Explodes in Huge Ball of Flames:  NASA has confirmed that, after a successful liftoff, the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket with a payload of food and oxygen intended for the space station, has exploded in midair in a huge ball of flames before falling into the Atlantic ocean.  No kidding, I remember thinking “I thought the 4th of July was next weekend.”

 

RefrigeratorRefrigerator Falls and Kills Man Trying to Get Beer:  A coroner’s official reports that a Los Angeles man in his 60s died as he was getting a beer from a refrigerator in his garage when the appliance fell over and killed him.  Folks, as far as I’m concerned, this is yet another example of the horrific dangers one faces if they choose to get up off the couch.

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Black Bear Crashes College Fraternity Party

Jun. 28, 2015

Black BearBlack Bear Crashes College Fraternity Party:  A black bear, weighing between 300 and 400 pounds, crashed a fraternity party near the campus of Lehigh University lumbering close and scaring the living daylights out of everyone.  When questioned, the bear said he was hoping to join the “Animal House” fraternity.  University officials say the bear should do just fine at Lehigh, and that all his tests indicate that he is “smarter than the average bear.”

 

Alzheimer’sScientists Ask Why More Women Than Men Get Alzheimer’s:  Nearly two-thirds of Americans with Alzheimer’s disease are women and now, some scientists are questioning the long-held assumption that it’s just because they tend to live longer than men.  I remember I had an old girlfriend who seemed to have developed Alzheimer’s in her early 30’s.  She seemed to keep forgetting that we were in a relationship.

 

Pro-Confederate FlagPro-Confederate Flag Rallies Held Across the South:  While much of the country was celebrating the recent gay marriage ruling, there were tons of pro-Confederate flag rallies being held across the South.  And while I fully support their right to protest, it kind of makes you wonder, who’s watching the meth lab while these guys are out protesting?

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Backlash Building Against Replacing Hamilton on $10 Bill

Jun. 27, 2015

Alexander HamiltonBacklash Building Against Replacing Hamilton on $10 Bill:  The proposed change of replacing Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill and replacing his image with a woman is causing quite a controversy among Hamilton fans.  Looks like once again, Hamilton fans are going to have to bite the bullet.  On the other hand, I suppose replacing him with a woman is less insulting than replacing him with Aaron Burr or worse yet – Raymond Burr.

 

BeaverOregon Men Recovering After Rare Beaver Attack:  Law enforcement officials report that two Oregon hikers have been hospitalized for injuries incurred during a rare beaver attack after the men climbed onto its dam.  On a personal note – while I have nothing but compassion for the victims – I’d much rather get attached by a beaver than by a wood pecker.

 

DinosaurStudy Finds 41% of Americans Believe Humans and Dinosaurs Co-Existed:  With the recent release of the newest Jurassic Park film, an online survey of 1,000 adults found that 41 percent of those queried think dinosaurs and humans co-existed on Earth at the same time.  Wow, and just when you think roaches, ants and mice are a big problem.  Frankly, every time I read studies like this, I don’t know whether to kill myself or just go bowling, but then I remember I rarely can find bowling shoes that fit properly.  Personally, and this is just my opinion, I’ve always felt that the dinosaurs may have actually killed themselves in anticipation of the Kardashians.

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Obama Leads Charleston Crowd in Singing Amazing Grace

Jun. 26, 2015

President ObamaObama Leads Charleston Crowd in Singing Amazing Grace:  President Obama delivered one of the most emotional moments of his presidency when he led a crowd of 5,500 people in singing “Amazing Grace” at the funeral services of the Rev. Clementa Pinckney.  When asked what they thought of the President’s musical talents, most Republican presidential contenders said “please give up your day job.”

 

Taylor Swift and Calvin HarrisTaylor Swift and Calvin Harris Highest Paid Couple:  While Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris have only been dating for a short while, but they’ve already reached power couple status by being declared the world’s highest paid celebrity couple of 2015 by Forbes.  Of course while this may or may not be true, it still doesn’t come close to answering the basic question everyone is asking – who the hell is Calvin Harris?

 

KKK FlierKKK Using Candy to Recruit in Orange County:  The Los Angeles Times is reporting that the Ku Klux Klan has been using candy attached to their flyers in an attempt to recruit new people to the KKK in the Orange County area of California.  Perhaps even more disturbing, the candy they chose to distribute with their fliers was Jawbreakers.

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