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Tennessee Man Fathers 30 Children

Tennessee Man Fathers 30 Children: A 33-year-old Knoxville, Tennessee man who fathered 30 kids with 11 different women, says he needs a break on his child support because his job only pays him minimum-wage. Rather than help him with child support, I’d rather see someone spring for a few packs of condoms for the guy.

Babe Ruth Jersey Auctioned: A Yankee’s road jersey worn by Babe Ruth in the 1920’s has been sold for a record-setting $4.4 million, surpassing the previous record in sports memorabilia. Seems like an awful lot of money to pay for someone’s hand me downs.

Memory Foam Mattresses: While sales of memory foam mattresses are going through the roof, many consumers are reporting that while the memory foam may be great for sleeping, its a terrible mattress for those who are having sex. Apparently the mattress is so comfortable, you immediately fall asleep no matter what you’re doing.

Texas Leads Nation in Workplace Discrimination: A New EEOC report says Texas led nation in workplace discrimination complaints In 2011. Ironically, I suspect that this is something that is a source of pride for most Texans.

Man Dies During Lap Dance: A 67-year-old Texas man was enjoying a bunch of erotic lap dances at the Red Parrot strip club, but when it came time to pay the girls, he was found unresponsive and later pronounced dead by emergency workers. Guess the dancers kind of got stiffed twice!

by Johnny Robish

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