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Iowa Governor Declares State of Emergency Over Bird Flu

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May. 02, 2015

Bird FluIowa Governor Declares State of Emergency Over Bird Flu:  After four new poultry farms tested positive for the bird flu virus, Iowa Governor Terry Branstad has declared a state of emergency, warning that the entire state is at risk from the spread of the disease.  Now I could be wrong on this, but isn’t chicken soup supposed to be good for the flu?

 

Premiere Of "The Runaways" - Outside ArrivalsInternet Fail Puts Actress Kirstie Alley at Center of Bridge Scandal:  The internet was abuzz after many headlines declared “Christie Ally Expected to Plead Guilty in New Jersey Bridge Lane Closings” – the Christie ally in question being New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie friend and Port Authority official David Wildstein – not actress Kirstie Alley.  Of course the actual difference between a Christie ally and Kirstie Alley can often amount to more than 75 pounds.

 

Vaping TricksTeens Cite Allure of Doing Tricks for Vaping Popularity:  New research found that performing tricks with the smoke is one of the top two reasons young users say they consider vaping devices really cool.  Vaping has become so popular, that when young couples finally decide to marry, many now simply exchange smoke rings.

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Man Sues Hospital After His Amputated Leg is Found in Garbage

May. 01, 2015

Trash CanMan Sues Hospital After His Amputated Leg is Found in Garbage:  A 56-year-old south Florida man is suing a hospital for emotional distress, saying his right leg was amputated and then just thrown into the garbage with his name tag still on it.

 

While I wish him luck, but I don’t think he has much of a leg to stand on.  And even if his lawsuit is successful, just who’s gonna foot the bill?  Meanwhile, the hospital claims they’re stumped as to how something like this can happen.

 

To me, the real lesson here is if you ever need to have one of your limbs cut-off, insist on a doggie bag.  Incidents like these make you realize just what a wasteful, throwaway society we live in.  I mean, couldn’t they have used it to make a lamp or something?

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Denmark to Impose Fat Tax

Apr. 30, 2015

DenmarkDenmark to Impose Fat Tax:  Denmark has imposed what is being called a “fat tax” on foods such as butter and oil as a way to curb unhealthy eating habits and reduce obesity.  Yea, who wants to be known as a nation who eats all those those greasy, fattening foods like Danishes.

 

GymPeople Who Exercise Make More Money:  According to several recent studies, people who exercise on a regular basis make more money than people that don’t.  Yea, that’s because you have to have a ton of money to even be able to afford a gym membership.

 

CircumcisionMovement to Ban Circumcision Gaining Support:  Activists promoting circumcision bans for minors are gaining support across the nation.  If their efforts are successful, circumcision could become a violation of the penal codes.

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Most Drivers Admit to Flirting While Driving

Apr. 29, 2015

Flirting While DrivingMost Drivers Admit to Flirting While Driving:  A full 62 percent of drivers report having flirted with someone in a different vehicle while on the go, and 31 percent of those flirtations resulted in a date!  Unfortunately, another 35 percent resulted in higher insurance premiums.

 

Happy Senior CoupleBaby Boomers Most Unhappy About Sex:  A new study says that baby boomers are the group who are most unhappy about their sex lives.  No kidding!  That’s because for the most part, they’re stuck having sex with fifty and sixty-year-olds.

 

Urine SampleChemical Clues for Obesity Found in Urine Samples:  Scientists have identified chemical markers in urine that are linked to body mass, offering clues about why people who are obese are more likely to develop deadly illnesses.  In a related study, scientists have found that many obese people test positive for french fries, chocolate cake and pork chops.  Powdered sugar around the lips is thought to be another dead giveaway.

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Rikers Island Inmates Claim Guards Poisoned Their Meatloaf

Apr. 28, 2015

092805RIKERSLCRRikers Island Inmates Claim Guards Poisoned Their Meatloaf:  A group of Rikers Island prisoners are claiming that prison guards tried to poison them after some of the meatloaf they were served tested positive for a commonly known rat poison.  Prison officials say the bottom line is that while three pieces of meatloaf were tested, only one tested positive for the rat poison – and “two out of three ain’t bad.”

 

MosquitoesStudy Says Genetics Determines if Mosquitoes Like You:  The LA Times is reporting that new research on twins has determined that whether or not mosquitoes are attracted or repelled by you is based on your scent and your genetics.  On the other hand, I can’t imagine the damage that does to one’s self image, knowing even the mosquitoes are rejecting you.

 

Christie's specialist James Hyslop holds a chicken egg next to a pre-17th century, sub-fossilised Elephant Bird egg in LondonRare Elephant Bird Egg Expected to Auction for $76,000:  Believed to be more than 400 years old and nearly 200 times the size of a chicken egg, an extremely rare elephant bird egg will soon be auctioned in London, with an estimated price tag of up to $76,000.  A spokesperson for Big Bird declined comment on the auction.  Scientists added that they have ever reason to believe that this elephant bird egg would have been absolutely delicious with a hearty serving of woolly mammoth bacon.

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Scientists Say T-Rex Had a Vegetarian Cousin

Apr. 27, 2015

T-REx CousinScientists Say T-Rex Had a Vegetarian Cousin:  A recently unearthed relative of the infamous T-Rex shares lots of features with its voracious cousin – including small hands with two fingers, but with one noticeable exception – it was a vegetarian.  T-Rex had a vegetarian cousin?  That must have made family picnics quite awkward.  That’s almost enough to make a respectable T-Rez’s blood run cold.  And what would you call it anyway?  Arugula Rex?

 

SuzukiSuzuki to Stop Selling Cars in U.S:  Suzuki Motors says it will stop selling cars in the US and focus on selling motorcycles, all-terrain vehicles and outboard engines for boats.  Which is probably a smart business decision when you consider that almost no one had any idea Suzuki was still selling cars in the US.

 

Bullet in HeadMan Who Lived Longest With Bullet in Head Dies:  The man who holds the Guinness World Record for living the longest with a bullet in his head (almost 95 years) has died in Central California at age 103.  Wow, this guy lived 95 years with a bullet in his head?  Sort of makes Lincoln look like a big loser.

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