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Sep. 17, 2016

frozen-frogsSome Animals Can Be Frozen Solid and Come Back to Life:  Zoologists say they’ve studying a species of wood frogs who have the ability to freeze solid during winter, then thaw in the spring and remain perfectly healthy.  Researchers say the only other thing they’re aware of that can completely freeze-up and yet come back to life are faces of Hollywood celebrities after a serious a round of Botox.

 

meteoriteHuge Meteorite Found in Argentina:  Scientists say they’ve recently uncovered a huge meteorite weighing 30 tonnes in northwest Argentina – making it possibly the third largest ever found on Earth – but this will not be confirmed until further tests and weigh-ins are carried out.  Excuse me, but you mean to tell me they’re going to subject this poor meteorite to a weigh-in?  Have we as a society come to the point where we’re now fat-shaming meteorites?  And could a Meteorite Size Acceptance movement be far behind?

 

embarrassedStudy Finds Nice People Easily Embarrassed:  A new study published in Social Psychology, found that people who are easily embarrassed tend to be more generous and trustworthy in social situationsParticipants were not informed of the results because researchers didn’t want to embarrass them.

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Mel Gibson and Equestrian Champion Girlfriend are Expecting Child

Sep. 16, 2016

mel-gibsonMel Gibson and Equestrian Champion Girlfriend are Expecting Child:  Mel Gibson and his 26-year-old equestrian champion girlfriend Rosalind Ross are expecting a baby early next year.  Makes sense she’s an equestrian champion, because they’ve obviously been doing some horsing around.

 

dyed-fabricScientists Find Ancient Fabric Dyed with Indigo:  According to anthropologists, a frayed, ancient cotton textile fragment from Peru dating back 6200 years represents the oldest known piece of fabric dyed with indigo – just as blue jeans are today.  Scientists say they confirmed the item was indigo dyed by checking the label located on the inside of the fabric.

 

iphone-7iPhone 7’s New Home Button Could Be an Issue in Cold Climates:  Its being reported that the iPhone 7’s new “home button” is rendered useless without skin contact, spelling trouble for people who try to use it in cold climates and have gloves on.  Apple says that while this is essentially true, it shouldn’t be a major problem when you factor in global warming and the fact that many people on the East Coast winter in Florida anyway.

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US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7

Sep. 15, 2016

Galaxy Note 7US Issues Recall for Samsung Galaxy Note 7:  In an unprecedented move, both Samsung and the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission have issued an official recall for the Galaxy Note 7’s large-screen smartphone that has been known to burst into flames and explode.  In related news, astronomers say they’ve also detected a burst of flames and an explosion – only this time in the Andromeda Galaxy, but scientists say no recall is planned for that.

 

piggy-bankScarcity of Women Can Hurt Men’s Finances:  According to a study published by the University of Minnesota’s Carlson School of Management, when men think they outnumber women, they borrow more, save less and make more impulse purchases.  I’m not so sure about that.  Every guy I’ve ever known seems to have a hell of a lot more money when there are no women are in the picture.

 

a-railroad-workerU.S. Railroad Workers Drug Use Skyrockets:  New data are showing that the number of U.S. railroad workers testing positive for drug use has been skyrocketing over the past few years.  Officials say if the pattern continues, they may be forced to change the theme song to “I’ve been toking on the railroad.”

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Wimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud

Sep. 14, 2016

gruntingWimbledon Wants Women to Stop Grunting So Loud:  Ian Ritchie, the head of Wimbledon told “The London Telegraph” that tennis players are grunting much too loudly and that he feels that the problem is mainly with the women.  Gee, I’m betting women just find this guy an absolute riot in the bedroom.

 

Clinton & TrumpClinton and Trump Release Health Information:  Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump released more detailed health information this week – Clinton through a statement issued by her campaign and Trump went on the Dr Oz show.  To no one’s surprise, both candidates were diagnosed as old.

 

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Boeing 737-300’s Are Being Used Too Much:  Aviation experts say that while the Boeing 737-300 is essentially an excellent plane, all the frequent flights that airlines require them to make could very well contribute to very dangerous fuselage ruptures.  Got it – Boeing 737-300’s are terrific planes, just as long as you don’t fly them very often.

 

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Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt

Sep. 13, 2016

poison-shoesJapanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt:  Police say that a Japanese man attempted, but failed, to kill a woman colleague he had been stalking by putting a deadly poison in one of her shoes.  Sounds like their relationship started off on the wrong foot.  Talk about the agony of de feet.  I sure wouldn’t want to be in her shoes.

 

office-workerToo Much Time Spent Sitting Increases Disability Risk:  Researchers at Northwestern University say people who spend long hours sitting each day seriously risk disability later in life and are urging people such as office workers to try standing more.  Angry office workers say they won’t “stand” for anyone telling them not to sit down.

 

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Many Hotels Replacing Bathtubs With Showers:  Just like the mint on your pillow, bathtubs are quickly disappearing from many hotel bathrooms across America as chains have been using the freed-up space to install showers.  What’s the big deal?  Hell, most of the rat-holes where I end up lodging replaced their toilets with outhouses ages ago.

 

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New Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter

Sep. 12, 2016

fat-peopleNew Data Shows Americans Still Getting Fatter:  According to a new study, Americans are getting fatter and fatter, with the only state having an obesity rate below 20% being Colorado.  Wow, that’s just outrageous.  Why the hell aren’t people in surrounding states sharing any of their snacks with the people of Colorado?

 

9mm GunMan Shoots Wife Showing Her Gun Isn’t Loaded:  A woman is recovering from a serious gunshot wound to her legs after her husband attempted to demonstrate to her that a 9mm handgun brought into their home by a friend was not loaded.  In her husband’s defense, after the gun discharged and shot her in the leg, the weapon really was no longer loaded.  So, in some respect, I suppose one could argue the husband was actually half-right.  On the other hand, others may argue that it doesn’t matter if the husband was half-right, because the poor wife is half-dead.

 

TrillionaireTexas Man Becomes World’s First Trillionare After Bank Error:  Texas resident Reggie Theus got the shock of his life after checking his bank account one day only to discover there was a balance of over $4 trillion in it.  Oddly enough, for the first time ever, Mr Theus briefly became a man who was in possession of so much wealth, even Republicans were offended.

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