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Alec Baldwin Marries His Yoga Instructor

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Alec Baldwin Marries His Yoga Instructor:  Alec Baldwin and his yoga instructor fiancee Hilaria Thomas tied the knot at a New York City church, with a guest list that included family and famous Hollywood pals.  And you can pretty much … Continue reading

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Deadly White-Nose Syndrome Attacking Bats

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Deadly White-Nose Syndrome Attacking Bats:  A plague killing bats nationwide shows no sign of slowing, say biologists whose winter cave surveys indicate the “white-nose syndrome” that decimates bat populations is still spreading.  In related news, sociologists report an epidemic of … Continue reading

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Ann Curry to Get $10 Million to Leave Today Show

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Ann Curry to Get $10 Million to Leave Today Show: After negotiating a reported $10 million severance check for little more than a year’s work, Ann Curry broke down in tears while telling viewers that she will be leaving the … Continue reading

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Weight Loss Drug Approved

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Weight Loss Drug Approved:  Arena Pharmaceutical struck gold on when the Food and Drug Administration approved its anti-obesity pill Belviq, the first new prescription drug for weight loss to hit the pharmaceutical market in over a decade.  The drug’s manufacturer … Continue reading

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Sandusky Image Replaced on Penn State Mural

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Sandusky Image Replaced on Penn State Mural:  An artist has completed altering a famous mural across the street from Penn State to replace a depiction of Jerry Sandusky.  The mural is still somewhat controversial because the artist chose to replace … Continue reading

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