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Massive Power Blackout Hits India

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Massive Power Blackout Hits India:  A monster power blackout that has curtailed power to 670 million people has hit India.  Experts believe that this may very well be the worst blackout to hit since Charlie Sheen quit drinking.   United … Continue reading

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San Diego Panda Gives Birth

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San Diego Panda Gives Birth:  Bai Yun, a 20-year-old panda at the San Diego Zoo has given birth to her sixth cub, making her one of the oldest known pandas to successfully give birth.  Zoo officials say that while the … Continue reading

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Artificial Jellyfish Swims

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  Artificial Jellyfish Swims:  Scientists report they’ve made an artificial jellyfish out of rat heart muscles and rubbery silicon — and when it’s given an electric shock, it swims just like the real thing.  That is pretty amazing, but personally, … Continue reading

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Pastor Blames Gay-Marriage for Biblical Great Flood

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Pastor Blames Gay-Marriage for Biblical Great Flood:  The pastor of the Knollwood Church in Mobile, Ala. has come to Chick-fil-A’s defense, not only applauding the company’s anti-gay views, but also claiming that same-sex marriage brought about the great flood referenced … Continue reading

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Jenna Jameson Pleads Not Guilty to DUI

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Jenna Jameson Pleads Not Guilty to DUI:  Adult film star Jenna Jameson has pleaded not guilty to drunk driving charges stemming from a May 25 fender-bender in Westminster, California.  If found guilty, she is expected to ask to preform “community … Continue reading

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