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Monthly Archives: August 2012

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Longest-Serving Flight Attendant Retires After 63 Years

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Longest-Serving Flight Attendant Retires After 63 Years:  The longest-serving flight attendant in the USA has ended his 63-year career at United will earn him a spot in the Guinness Book of World Records.  Now here’s a guy who’s really known … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Settles Lawsuit Against Old Navy

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Kim Kardashian Settles Lawsuit Against Old Navy:  Kim Kardashian has reportedly settled a lawsuit against Old Navy claiming the clothing retailer violated her publicity rights by using a lookalike in an ad.  Old Navy originally denied the charges, claiming that … Continue reading

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Shortage of Auto Mechanics Looming

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Shortage of Auto Mechanics Looming:  A new study cautions that with the current generation growing up playing Xbox games instead of developing a fascination with auto repair as earlier generations will soon lead to a serious shortage of skilled auto … Continue reading

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Detroit Population Declines

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Detroit Population Declines:  New census data shows that the population of Detroit has fallen by a shocking 25% in the last decade.  The city council warns that if the trend continues, they may be forced to change the city’s nickname … Continue reading

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Betty White Feels Lucky to Work at 90

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  Betty White Feels Lucky to Work at 90:  In a recent interview, actress Betty White says she is still full of energy and feels “lucky” to still be working at the age of 90.  Now this is where she … Continue reading

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