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Monthly Archives: September 2012

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Apple Issues Apology Over Map Failures

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Apple Issues Apology Over Map Failures:  Apple CEO Tim Cook released a statement to customers admitting that the company “fell short” on its commitment to making superior products with its much criticized new map system.  What frustrates many of us … Continue reading

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Schwarzenegger Admits to Another Affair

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Schwarzenegger Admits to Another Affair:  Arnold Schwarzenegger admits that not only did he cheat on Maria Shriver while the two were married, but he also cheated back when they were still dating and living together with his Red Sonja co-star … Continue reading

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Data Backs New York Sugary Drink Ban

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Data Backs New York Sugary Drink Ban:  New York City’s ban on large sweetened beverages has been hotly disputed, but two clinical trials show that replacing sugary drinks can slow weight gain in children.  This was especially true in instances … Continue reading

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O.C. Sheriff’s Employee Caught Filming Up Woman’s Skirt

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O.C. Sheriff’s Employee Caught Filming Up Woman’s Skirt:  An employee of the Orange County Sheriff’s Department has been arrested for allegedly using an iPhone taped to his shoe for videotaping up a woman’s skirt at a Target store in California.  … Continue reading

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Why Women Live Longer Than Men

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Eunuch Study May Explain Why Women Live Longer Than Men:  Women live at least 5 years longer than men on average in the industrialized world, but now a study of eunuchs from 16th to 19th century Korea suggest that higher … Continue reading

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