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Monthly Archives: October 2012

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Stranded Woman Survives for 7-Weeks on Candy

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Stranded Woman Survives for 7-Weeks on Candy:  A Canadian woman survived for seven weeks after her car became stranded in a remote section of Nevada by eating candy.  I’m guessing that the candy must have been Lifesavers.   Acid King … Continue reading

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Warnings of Laptop Heating Danger

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Warnings of Laptop Heating Danger:  Doctors are warning not to leave a warm laptop on your lap too long as it can lead to a condition called “toasted skin syndrome,” which is an unusual looking mottled skin condition caused by … Continue reading

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Tornado Plows Through Iowa Town

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Tornado Plows Through Iowa Town:  A tornado has flattened a large portion of the town of Mapleton, Iowa. Sadly, local residents say the town still looks pretty much the same as it always has.   E-Book Sales:  Amazon is reporting … Continue reading

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Mountain Lions Moving From Nevada to California

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Mountain Lions Moving From Nevada to California:  After a seven-year study, researchers say they were rather surprised to find that mountains lions are migrating from Nevada and taking up residence in California instead of the other way around.  Many economists … Continue reading

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Bobcat Captured After Killing Family Dog

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Bobcat Captured After Killing Family Dog:  California State Fish and Game officers tranquilized and captured a 60- to 70-pound bobcat in Simi Valley after it killed a family dog and possibly two other local dogs.  Officials say the big cat … Continue reading

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