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Monthly Archives: November 2012

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Study Says Earth Has 8.7 Million Species

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Study Says Earth Has 8.7 Million Species:  A new study estimates that Earth has almost 8.8 million species, but we’ve only discovered a small percentage of them.  Ironically, about a third of them are thought to be crawling around on … Continue reading

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Early Sicilians Avoided Seafood

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Early Sicilians Avoided Seafood:  New research finds that despite a seaside home overlooking the Mediterranean, the very first human settlers in Sicily over 10,000 years ago weren’t seafood eaters.  Makes sense.  I imagine it would have been next to impossible … Continue reading

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La Jolla Cove’s Natural Beauty Includes Foul Smell

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La Jolla Cove’s Natural Beauty Includes Foul Smell:  World famous La Jolla Cove, where art galleries and coffee shops meet a stretch of unspoiled cliffs and Pacific Ocean, is trying to deal with a growing problem of the strong smell … Continue reading

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Apple Fires Maps Manager

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Apple Fires Maps Manager:  According to reports, Apple has fired Richard Williamson, the manager of its highly criticized Maps application.  Apple said they would have fired him sooner, but they couldn’t locate him.   Mixing Grapefruit With Meds Dangerous:  It’s … Continue reading

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Chief of Air Traffic Organization Resigns

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Chief of Air Traffic Organization Resigns:  Hank Krakowski, chief operating officer of the Air Traffic Organization has resigned following numerous reports of air traffic controllers sleeping on the job.  When asked what he’ll do now, Krakowski said he has no … Continue reading

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