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Monthly Archives: December 2012

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Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant

Posted on December 31, 2012 by Johnny Robish

Kim Kardashian Is Pregnant:  Kim Kardashian has confirmed that she is pregnant with boyfriend Kanye West’s baby after he had announced it at a recent show.  Which kind of begs the question, what do you get when you cross an … Continue reading →

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Lady Gaga Offers Therapy To Fans At Her Upcoming Concerts

Posted on December 30, 2012 by Johnny Robish

Lady Gaga Offers Therapy To Fans At Her Upcoming Concerts:  To address what she calls a crises in mental health, Lady Gaga announced that she will be offering free psychological counseling therapy to fans at her upcoming concerts.  Great news!  … Continue reading →

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Starvation Didn’t Wipe Out Saber-Toothed Tigers

Posted on December 29, 2012 by Johnny Robish

Starvation Didn’t Wipe Out Saber-Toothed Tigers:  Contradicting a long-held theory, scientists now say new fossil evidence suggests that saber-toothed tigers apparently did not go extinct for lack of prey as previously thought.  Researchers are quick to point out, however, that … Continue reading →

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Mexican Traffickers Moving Pot Farms to US Forests

Posted on December 28, 2012 by Johnny Robish

Mexican Traffickers Moving Pot Farms to US Forests:  In a move that could create risks for hunters and other park goers, the US Park Service is reporting that Mexican drug traffickers are now planting their pot crop deep inside American … Continue reading →

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Baltimore Most Dangerous City for Drivers

Posted on December 27, 2012 by Johnny Robish

Baltimore Most Dangerous City for Drivers:  A new insurance industry survey lists Baltimore as the most dangerous city in the country for drivers.  In other news, Los Angeles was named the most dangerous city for those who enjoy breathing.   … Continue reading →

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