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Monthly Archives: January 2013

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Tennessee Pitbull Owner Tries to Put Dog to Sleep for Being Gay

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Tennessee Pitbull Owner Tries to Put Dog to Sleep for Being Gay:  A Pitbull in Tennessee barely escaped being put to sleep after his owner noticed the dog “hunched over” another male dog, which made him think that the dog … Continue reading

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Humans Produce Massive Amounts of Saliva

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Humans Produce Massive Amounts of Saliva:  Scientists say that in an average lifetime, humans produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.  Hell, Kim and Kanye can easily pass that much saliva in just one evening.   Nearly Half of … Continue reading

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Surfer May Have Broken Record Riding 100-Foot Wave

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Surfer May Have Broken Record Riding 100-Foot Wave:  Surfer Garrett McNamara has reportedly broken a world record by becoming the first person to ride a 100-foot wave off the coast of Nazaré, Portugal.  Thank goodness someone finally did it!  That … Continue reading

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Gatorade Removing Flame Retardant from Drinks

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Gatorade Removing Flame Retardant from Drinks:  PepsiCo Inc has announced it will be removing a substance that is patented as a flame retardant from its Gatorade drinks after a slew of consumer complaints.  Customers claim the retardant really isn’t necessary … Continue reading

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Porn Company Sues to Block Condom Requirement

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Porn Company Sues to Block Condom Requirement:  Calling it unconstitutional, an adult film company has filed a federal lawsuit to block a new Los Angeles County law that mandates actors wear condoms when participating in sex scenes.  I see their … Continue reading

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