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Monthly Archives: February 2013

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Urinalysis by Smartphone App

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Urinalysis by Smartphone App:  An Indian biotech company wants to replace costly medical equipment that medical centers use for urinalysis with a simple smartphone app, broadening and advancing the mobile health market.  Makes sense to me!   I can’t even … Continue reading

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More People Getting News From the Web

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More People Getting News From the Web:  Last year, for the first time in history, more people reported getting their news from the internet than from a physical newspaper.  If this is true, let’s hope people don’t start spanking their … Continue reading

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US Proposes Drone Base Near Malibu

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US Proposes Drone Base Near Malibu:  The United States Navy is proposing to station a drone operations base at an airfield near the famed Malibu, California.  Proving that we’re willing to go to almost any lengths to take photographs of … Continue reading

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Man Murders Priest and Then Takes Family to Disney World

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Man Murders Priest and Then Takes Family to Disney World:  Police say that a man who worked as a handyman at a Louisiana retreat home for priests, is accused of shooting a priest, robbing him and then stealing his car … Continue reading

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Raul Castro to Step Down in 2018

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Raul Castro to Step Down in 2018:  Cuban President Raul Castro announced that he will step down after his second term ends in 2018.  Many became skeptical, however, after Castro then promised Conan O’Brien that he could be his replacement. … Continue reading

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