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Monthly Archives: March 2013

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Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt

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  Japanese Man Poisons Woman’s Shoes In Murder Attempt:  Police say that a Japanese man attempted, but failed, to kill a woman colleague he was stalking by putting a deadly poison in one of her shoes.  Oh, the agony of … Continue reading

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Gap Losses Founder Dies at 81

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Gap Losses Founder Dies at 81:  Donald G. Fisher, who co-founded apparel giant “The Gap,” has died at age 81 after a long battle with cancer.  I think we can safely assume those invited to attend the funeral were told … Continue reading

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Mystery Illness Wipes Out Bees

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Mystery Illness Wipes Out Bees:  A mysterious malady that has been killing honeybees en masse since 2005 has drastically expanded this year, wiping out as much as 40 to 50 percent of the hives needed to pollinate America’s fruits and … Continue reading

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Man Arrested Selling Stolen Cheese at New Jersey Rest Stop

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Man Arrested Selling Stolen Cheese at New Jersey Rest Stop:  An Illinois man has been arrested for stealing 21 tons of Muenster from a Wisconsin cheese company and then attempting to sell the 42,000 pounds of cheese at a rest … Continue reading

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Low Brain Activity Predicts Rearrest

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Low Brain Activity Predicts Rearrest:  A new study has confirmed what we’ve long known, that smart criminals are more likely to get away with their crimes than the less brainy ones, with prisoners who have lower brain activity twice as … Continue reading

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