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Monthly Archives: April 2013

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Ashton Kutcher Altercation at Country Music Festival

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Ashton Kutcher Altercation at Country Music Festival:   TMZ is reporting that Ashton Kutcher got into a violent altercation after a security guard shoved both he and a couple of female fans while at a country music festival in Indio, … Continue reading

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Scientists Outline Benefits of Chocolate

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Scientists Outline Benefits of Chocolate:  Researchers say antioxidant-rich dark chocolate is healthy for your whole body because its is rich in flavonoids, a class of antioxidant that helps to improve blood flow (and thus brain health) by regulating cholesterol and … Continue reading

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Hitler’s Food Taster Tells All

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  Hitler’s Food Taster Tells All:  Margot Woelk, Hitler’s last surviving food taster, has decided at age 95 to tell all about the two and a half years she spent as one of 15 young women who sampled the führer’s … Continue reading

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Elderly Woman Accidentally Swallows $5,000 Diamond

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Elderly Woman Accidentally Swallows $5,000 Diamond:  At a Tampa Women’s Club charity event, people purchased a $20 flute of champagne for a chance to win a one-carat $5,000 diamond which was put into one of the champagne flutes.  Unfortunately, the … Continue reading

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NYC Proposes New Minimum Age for Cigarette Sales

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:  The New York City Council is considering a new measure that would up the legal age for purchasing cigarettes from 18 to 21.  I think its shameful that teens are out there trying to buy cigarettes.  Why back in … Continue reading

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