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Monthly Archives: May 2013

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Man Runs Off with 50 Pounds of Meat

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Man Runs Off with 50 Pounds of Meat:  Montclair, California Police are searching for a man who ran off with 50 pounds of marinated meat from a small, local meat market.  Police promise to beef-up their patrols and steak-out the … Continue reading

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Pregnant & Dating TV Show to Air

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Pregnant & Dating TV Show to Air:  Just when you thought reality shows had covered just about everything—here comes Pregnant & Dating, a new show that follows five women as they navigate the dating scene while knocked up.  Producers say … Continue reading

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Study Finds We Lie About Sex to Fit Social Expectations

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Study Finds We Lie About Sex to Fit Social Expectations:  A new study found that lying about sex to fit in with social expectations is quite common for both men and women.  Hard to believe that anyone would lie about … Continue reading

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AARP Quietly Launches Internet Radio Service

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AARP Quietly Launches Internet Radio Service:  AARP has quietly introduced a free Internet radio service geared toward listeners who 50 and older.  Guess they decided to launch the station “quietly” so as not to wake any of the elderly listeners … Continue reading

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Mars Meteorite Expected to Land Big Bucks at Auction

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Mars Meteorite Expected to Land Big Bucks at Auction:  A meteorite that originated on Mars that was chipped away when an asteroid impacted the planet is expected to fetch at least $160,000 when it hits the auction block as part … Continue reading

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