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Monthly Archives: June 2013

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Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga

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Baptist President Claims Christians Should Avoid Yoga:  Southern Baptist Seminary President Albert Mohler is calling on all Christians to avoid practices such as yoga and meditation, proclaiming that they are not compatible with Christianity.  I think he may have a … Continue reading

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J.Lo Headlines Dictator’s Birthday Party

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J.Lo Headlines Dictator’s Birthday Party:  Jennifer Lopez is facing some criticism after she flew to a resort town in Turkmenistan to headline dictator Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov’s 56th birthday party.  Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov?  I understand why it was so important that she attend the … Continue reading

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U.K. to OK Three-Way DNA Technique to Create Babies:  Britain may allow a controversial technique to create babies using DNA from three people, a move that would help couples avoid passing on rare genetic diseases, the country’s top medical officer … Continue reading

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Queen Elizabeth to Get 5% Pay Raise

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Queen Elizabeth to Get 5% Pay Raise:  Queen Elizabeth will be getting a 5% pay raise which will cause her income to rise from £36.1 million to £37.89 million (nearly $58 million).  Well she’s certainly earned it.  The poor woman … Continue reading

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Weiner Pulls Ahead in Mayoral Primary

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Weiner Pulls Ahead in Mayoral Primary:  In a miraculous turn of events, Anthony Weiner, a former U.S. representative who was forced to resign in disgrace two years ago after tweeting a lewd photo of himself, is now slightly ahead of … Continue reading

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