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Monthly Archives: July 2013

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Urine Stem Cells Used To Grow Teeth

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Urine Stem Cells Used To Grow Teeth:  In a study published in peer-reviewed journal Cell Regeneration, a team of scientists used urine stem cells to grow teeth in mice.  The only observable side effect was that patients seemed to develop … Continue reading

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Breastfeeding Duration Linked to Better Language Skills

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Breastfeeding Duration Linked to Better Language Skills:  U.S. researchers say that breastfeeding for six months to a year is associated with better language skills later in life.  Yea, if you consider “hey lady, nice breasts” to be better language skills. … Continue reading

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Whistleblower Thomas Drake Works at Apple Store

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Whistleblower Thomas Drake Works at Apple Store:  The Daily Beast is reporting that former senior NSA executive and whistleblower Thomas Drake, who was prosecuted under the Espionage Act for voicing concerns that the NSA was invading Americans’ privacy, is now … Continue reading

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NJ Judge Rules Waitresses Can Be Fired For Gaining Weight

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NJ Judge Rules Waitresses Can Be Fired For Gaining Weight:  Casino waitresses are effectively “sex objects” and can be fired for putting on too much weight, according to a ruling last week by an Atlantic County Superior Court judge in … Continue reading

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Weiner Apologizes to Bill Clinton

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Weiner Apologizes to Bill Clinton:  Sources say that Anthony Weiner has called Bill Clinton, who officiated his wedding to wife Huma Abedin, to explain himself and apologize for his conduct.  I could be wrong but, isn’t apologizing to Bill Clinton … Continue reading

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