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Monthly Archives: August 2013

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New Mirror for Mega-Telescope Takes Shape

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New Mirror for Mega-Telescope Takes Shape:  Scientists are finishing construction of a huge 20-ton mirror for next mega-telescope that could help unlock many of the mysteries of the cosmos.  As a precaution, scientists are now trying to determine if the … Continue reading

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Foam Finger Inventor Blasts Miley

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Foam Finger Inventor Blasts Miley:  Steve Chmelar, the inventor of the “Number 1 Foam Finger” Miley Cyrus used in a suggestive manner during the VMAs, is claiming that the singer has desecrated his novelty product.  And, because there is nothing … Continue reading

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Scientists Grow Mini Human Brains from Stem Cells

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Scientists Grow Mini Human Brains from Stem Cells:  Scientists in Austria report having grown the first mini human brains in a laboratory and say their success could lead to new levels of understanding about the way brains develop and what … Continue reading

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Separate

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Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones Separate:  People Magazine is reporting that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones have decided to separate, the separation coming not long after Michael Douglas gave an interview claiming that his throat cancer was caused by contacting … Continue reading

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Radiation Found in Japanese Baby Formula

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Radiation Found in Japanese Baby Formula:  Japanese food and candy maker Meiji Co. said it was recalling their canned powdered milk for infants as a precaution because of small amounts of radiation found in their baby formula.  Which pretty much … Continue reading

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