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Monthly Archives: September 2013

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Man Named Fudge Accused of Stealing Desserts

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  Man Named Fudge Accused of Stealing Desserts:  A 25-year-old man named Conor P. Fudge is accused of stealing $501 in cash, ice cream and cakes from his former employer Cold Stone Creamery in Iowa City, Iowa.  In an intense … Continue reading

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National Aquarium May Close Due to Lack of Funds

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National Aquarium May Close Due to Lack of Funds:  The National Aquarium, America’s oldest continually operating public aquarium which has been open for 128 years, is running out of and may soon close unless a donor steps in to keep … Continue reading

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Nuclear Weapons Commander Suspended for Gambling

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Nuclear Weapons Commander Suspended for Gambling:  The second-in-command of all U.S. nuclear war fighting forces, Navy Vice Admiral Tim Giardina, has been suspended after it came to light that he has been involved in a gambling operation.  Apparently they weren’t … Continue reading

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Billionaires Ditching Yachts for Personal Submarines

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Billionaires Ditching Yachts for Personal Submarines:  According to Bloomberg News, billionaires are abandoning their giant yachts in favor of personal submarines.  Now I’m no billionaire, but I just don’t get it.  Isn’t a “personal submarine” about the same thing as … Continue reading

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Wife Convinces Husband Neighbor Was Raping Her Telepathically

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Wife Convinces Husband Neighbor Was Raping Her Telepathically:  A woman in Utah has pleaded guilty to attempted criminal solicitation and possession of a dangerous weapon by a restricted person after persuading her husband to shoot their neighbor by claiming she … Continue reading

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