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Monthly Archives: October 2013

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UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression

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UK Study Says Fatty Foods May Increase Depression:  Researchers in London who studied the diets of British civil servants report that a diet heavy in processed and fatty foods increases the risk of depression.  On the other hand, they may … Continue reading

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Suzanne Somers Calls Affordable Care Act a Ponzi Scheme

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Suzanne Somers Calls Affordable Care Act a Ponzi Scheme:  In Wall Street Journal piece, former “Three’s Company” star and ThighMaster hawker Suzanne Somers thinks President Obama’s “Affordable Care Act” is nothing but a huge Ponzi scheme.  Now she’s certainly entitled … Continue reading

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Woman Gives Birth in LA Barnes & Noble

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Woman Gives Birth in LA Barnes & Noble: A woman has given birth to a healthy baby boy inside the lobby of a Los Angeles-area Barnes & Noble bookstore. Guess she wasn’t aware that Amazon Prime has free, same-day delivery. … Continue reading

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Scientists Discover a Lost World in Remote Australia

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  Scientists Discover a Lost World in Remote Australia:  An expedition to a remote part of northern Australia has uncovered three new vertebrate species isolated for millions of years, with scientists calling the area a “lost world.”  They must have … Continue reading

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Foster Farms Placing Full-Page Newspaper Ads

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Foster Farms Placing Full-Page Newspaper Ads:  In an effort to counter the bad publicity from a recent outbreak of Salmonella, Foster Farms has been placing ads in major newspapers stating the technology they will draw upon and the steps they … Continue reading

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