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Monthly Archives: November 2013

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Serial Killer’s Death Blamed on Ajax

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Serial Killer’s Death Blamed on Ajax:  An attorney for imprisoned accused serial killer Izzy Ocampo said his client died after swallowing the bathroom cleanser Ajax.  Kind of makes you wonder if he was trying to “come clean?”    Hell’s Angels … Continue reading

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German Policeman Linked to Cannibalism

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German Policeman Linked to Cannibalism:  A German police officer has been arrested and accused of killing and chopping up a man he met online who reportedly had fantasies about being killed and eaten.  So I’m guessing that the donuts alone … Continue reading

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Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons

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Couple Tries to Blow Up Vehicle with Tampons:  A Pennsylvania couple has been charged with attempted arson, public drunkenness, and criminal mischief for attempting to blow up a 2006 Ford Fusion by stuffing tampons in the gas tank and motor … Continue reading

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High School Student Sets His Science Teacher on Fire

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High School Student Sets His Science Teacher on Fire:  A High School science teacher in Knoxville is reportedly in good condition with minor burns after a 15-year-old student snuck up behind her and ignited her hair and shirt with a … Continue reading

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Santa Charged for Groping His Elf

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Santa Charged for Groping His Elf:  A sixty-two-year-old Hanover Mall Santa Claus has been released on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to indecent assault and battery for allegedly groping and making suggestive comments to an 18-year-old woman working as … Continue reading

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