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Monthly Archives: December 2013

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Whoopi Goldberg Admits Working as Phone Sex Operator

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  Whoopi Goldberg’s Admits Working as Phone Sex Operator:  Whoopi Goldberg has confessed that she used to make extra cash as a phone sex operator to supplement her income when she was struggling to make ends meet while chasing her acting dreams … Continue reading

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Robber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face

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Robber Dies After Partner’s Bullet Ricochets Off Victims Face:  San Francisco police say a teen robber is dead after his partner shot their victim in the face, but the bullet ricocheted off the victim’s face and struck the other robber … Continue reading

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Man Ejected from Bar Tosses Molotov Cocktails

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Man Ejected from Bar Tosses Molotov Cocktails: Police say a man, angered after being given the boot from a Florida bar, came back and tossed Molotov cocktails made from beer bottles into the establishment.  Police say they are pretty sure … Continue reading

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Woman Stabs Husband With a Ceramic Squirrel

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Woman Stabs Husband With a Ceramic Squirrel:  A South Carolina woman was arrested for stabbing her common-law husband in the chest with a ceramic squirrel after he returned home from work without any beer on Christmas Eve.  First of all, … Continue reading

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Texas Pastor Advises Atheists to Leave the Country

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Texas Pastor Advises Atheists to Leave the Country:  Texas megachurch Pastor John Hagee advised atheists and humanists who who “don’t like Christmas” to either get out of the country or “take your Walkmans and stuff them into your ears.”  The … Continue reading

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