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Monthly Archives: January 2014

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Ohio Biker Buried Upright on His Harley

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Ohio Biker Buried Upright on His Harley:  Years before he died, Billy Standley planned out every detail of his funeral – having his sons build him a custom plexiglass casket, arranging for the funeral director to embalm him in a … Continue reading

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Utah School Seizes 40 Students School Lunches

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Utah School Seizes 40 Students School Lunches:  As many as 40 children were left in tears at an elementary school in Salt Lake City after having their lunches – which they’d already received from the cafeteria – seized and thrown … Continue reading

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Woman Who Donated Kidney To Husband Wants It Back

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Woman Who Donated Kidney To Husband Wants It Back:  A U.K. woman wants the kidney she donated to her dying husband back after he left her just a few years after recovering from the operation.  The hospital said they’d consider … Continue reading

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Moon Formation Theory Challenged by New Study

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Moon Formation Theory Challenged by New Study:  Far more of the moon may be made of material from Earth than previously thought, according to a new study that may contradict the reigning theory about what the moon was made of.  … Continue reading

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Bitcoin Exchange CEO Charlie Shrem Arrested

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Bitcoin Exchange CEO Charlie Shrem Arrested:  Bitcoin Exchange CEO Charlie Shrem has been arrested at JFK Airport and charged with money laundering for his company’s involvement with Silk Road, an online black market that would then use the currency to … Continue reading

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