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Monthly Archives: February 2014

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Study Finds Young People Not Interested in Cars

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Study Finds Young People Not Interested in Cars:  A recent study by Gartner research revealed that 46% of all 18-to-24-year-old drivers in the United States would choose access to the Internet over access to a car.  That’s because you don’t … Continue reading

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Drug Suspect Tells Florida Police He Thought Cocaine Was Legal

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Drug Suspect Tells Florida Police He Thought Cocaine Was Legal:  A Key West man who was busted while trying to stash his cocaine into a flower planter, told police officers that he shouldn’t be arrested because he was under the … Continue reading

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Sandra Bullock’s Gravity Paycheck Will Be At Least $70 Million

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Sandra Bullock’s Gravity Paycheck Will Be At Least $70 Million:  According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oscar nominee Sandra Bullock will earn at least $70 million for her appearance in Alfonso Cuarón’s space epic Gravity.  No wonder she’s been telling everyone … Continue reading

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Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex

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Florida Woman Calls 911 for Sex:  An inebriated 58-year-old widow from a sleepy section of Florida’s West Coast has been arrested after calling 911 twice in a vain attempt to entice a cop have sex with her, telling the dispatched … Continue reading

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New Watery Planet Discovered

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New Watery Planet Discovered:  Scientists have discovered a new type of alien planet — a steamy waterworld that is larger than Earth, yet still smaller than Uranus.  It kind of makes you wonder just how big do they think Uranus … Continue reading

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