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Monthly Archives: March 2014

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Divorce Can Cause Hair Loss in Women

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Divorce Can Cause Hair Loss in Women:  According to a new study, all the stress from getting divorced can result in hair loss in women.  Most men, on the other hand, have already pulled out most of their hair by … Continue reading

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London Subway Construction Crew Finds Ancient Mass Burial

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London Subway Construction Crew Finds Ancient Mass Burial:  Construction work has been temporarily halted on the London subway’s new $24 billion high-speed Crossrail line after an excavation crew dug up a mass grave filled with pottery and human rib cages, … Continue reading

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Moderate Earthquake Strikes LA Area

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Moderate Earthquake Strikes LA Area:  A magnitude-5.1 earthquake has struck the Los Angeles area, causing gas leaks, water main breaks, and a rock slide near the earthquake epicenter.  City officials are requesting everyone observe a moment of silence for anyone … Continue reading

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Greenhouse Gas Emissions Decline in UK

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Greenhouse Gas Emissions Decline in UK:  According to a new report, greenhouse gas emissions from the United Kingdom declined 2 percent last year because of a decrease in the use of fossil fuels.  In related news, UK gas emissions here … Continue reading

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Woman Named Crispi Trys Burning Down Boyfriend’s House With Bacon

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Woman Named Crispi Trys Burning Down Boyfriend’s House With Bacon:  Police say they arrested a Utah woman named Crispi after they caught her attempting to burn her ex-boyfriend’s house down with a flaming pile of bacon.  Why that’s crazy!  Doesn’t … Continue reading

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