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Monthly Archives: April 2014

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Man Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer

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Man Found Dead Inside a Fortune Cookie Dough Mixer:  The body of a 26-year-old man has been found dead inside an industrial fortune cookie dough mixer in Houston.  How unfortunate, but then again, his fortune did read “you will soon … Continue reading

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Florida Congressman Grayson Accuses Wife of Bigamy

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Florida Congressman Grayson Accuses Wife of Bigamy:  Florida Democrat Grayson wants an annulment from Lolita Grayson – his wife of 24 years – claiming she was already married to another man but posed as single “to induce” him to marry … Continue reading

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Laptop Heat Danger to Legs

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Laptop Heat Danger to Legs:  Doctors are warning consumers not to leave a warm laptops on their lap for too long because the skin on your legs can be burned by long-term heat exposure.  You know there’s a good chance … Continue reading

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NAACP Cancels Donald Sterling’s Lifetime Achievement Award

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NAACP Cancels Donald Sterling’s Lifetime Achievement Award:  The Los Angeles chapter of the NAACP announced that it has decided not give embattled Clippers owner Donald Sterling a Lifetime Achievement Award after racist statements attributed to him became public.  If they … Continue reading

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NBA Investigating Alleged Racist Donald Sterling Comments

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NBA Investigating Alleged Racist Donald Sterling Comments:   The NBA say it is investigating an audio recording in which Clippers owner Donald Sterling can allegedly be heard making a series of racist remarks to his girlfriend, including telling her not to bring … Continue reading

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