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Monthly Archives: May 2014

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Tom Coburn is John McCain’s Choice for New VA Head

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Tom Coburn is John McCain’s Choice for New VA Head:  Hours after Veterans Affairs Secretary Eric Shinseki announced his resignation, Sen. John McCain (R-Ariz.) is floating retiring Oklahoma Sen. Tom Coburn as a possible candidate for the slot in President … Continue reading

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Chemist Says the Perfect Cup of Joe is All About the Water

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Chemist Says the Perfect Cup of Joe is All About the Water:  A University of Bath computational chemist says he has discovered the secret to creating the perfect cup of coffee and its “all about the water.”  Pretty hard to … Continue reading

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Picture of Kate Middleton’s Bottom Ignites International Controversy

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Picture of Kate Middleton’s Bottom Ignites International Controversy:  On a recent trip to Australia, Prince William and his wife Kate Middleton were ambling toward their helicopter when a gust of wind stirred Middleton’s dress — and an international controversy.  What’s … Continue reading

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Naked Man Arrested at White House Fence

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Naked Man Arrested at White House Fence:  Secret Service police have arrested a man who stripped naked outside the White House fence who fought with officers.  And from the looks of him, he was obviously a supporter of “smaller government.” … Continue reading

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Man Used Meteorologist’s Identity to Pick Up Women Online

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Man Used Meteorologist’s Identity to Pick Up Women Online:  A Davenport, Iowa man has been arrested for using a local meteorologist’s identity in order to pick up women online.  I predict a chance of showers with lots of other men … Continue reading

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