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Monthly Archives: June 2014

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Doctors Without Boarders Celebrates 43rd Year

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Doctors Without Borders Celebrates 43rd Year:  The humanitarian organization Doctors Without Borders celebrates its 43rd birthday this year with a big fund-raiser.  Sadly, less reputable organizations such as “Nurses With Loose Morals” continue to out-raise them by 5 to 1. … Continue reading

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Study Finds Chimpanzees Prefer Indian and West African Music

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Study Finds Chimpanzees Prefer Indian and West African Music:  A new study that tested the musical tastes of humans’ closest primate relative the Chimpanzees found that the chimps shun the steadily strong beats common in Western genres, preferring Indian ragas … Continue reading

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NASA Says Extroverts May be Problem on Mars Missions

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NASA Says Extroverts May be Problem on Mars Missions:  A new NASA study found that having a very talkative extrovert on board on long-term space missions such as those to Mars – which could take as long as three years … Continue reading

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Manatee Stranded on Florida Beach After Exhausted From Mating

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Manatee Stranded on Florida Beach After Exhausted From Mating:  Wildlife officials say a female manatee that had to be rescued after being found stranded on a Florida beach apparently became too tired to return to the water after mating on … Continue reading

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World’s Oldest Human Poop Found in Spain

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World’s Oldest Human Poop Found in Spain:  Scientists digging around an ancient Neanderthal campfire site in Spain called El Salt stumbled upon what they believe to be the world’s oldest human poop, dating back to 50,000-years-ago.  Not surprisingly, the archaeologist … Continue reading

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