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Monthly Archives: July 2014

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Man Charged With Placing Sewing Needles in Packaged Meat

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Man Charged With Placing Sewing Needles in Packaged Meat:  A 68-year old Belleville, Indiana man is under arrest for allegedly inserting “sewing needles” into packaged meat products at a local supermarket.  The man plans to plead innocent, but police say … Continue reading

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More Mysterious Craters Found in Remote Siberian Region

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More Mysterious Craters Found in Remote Siberian Region:  A local paper reports that two more craters of unknown origin have been spotted in Russia’s Siberia region, weeks after a similar-looking hole was found in the isolated northernmost area.  Area residents … Continue reading

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Neuroscientist Arrested for Pointing Rifle at Two Women in Airport

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Neuroscientist Arrested for Pointing Rifle at Two Women in Airport:  A respected neuroscientist told police that he was just looking for some coffee when he was arrested at Sky Harbor International Airport in Phoenix for pointing the AR-15 rifle he … Continue reading

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Consumer Reports Details Fish Labeling Scam

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Consumer Reports Details Fish Labeling Scam:  A Consumer Reports investigation found that 22% of the seafood tested at supermarkets, restaurants, fish markets, gourmet stores and big-box stores are not actually the type of fish consumers thought they were purchasing.  Perhaps … Continue reading

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Scores of Keith Urban’s Fans Treated for Alcohol-Related Issues

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Scores of Keith Urban’s Fans Treated for Alcohol-Related Issues:  Local officials say forty-six fans have been treated for serious alcohol-related medical issues at a recent Keith Urban concert outside Boston.  Paramedics, treating the stricken, say they are horrified to think … Continue reading

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