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Monthly Archives: August 2014

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Heart Attack Victim’s Chest Too Hairy to Use Defibrillator

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Heart Attack Victim’s Chest Too Hairy to Use Defibrillator:  The widow of a man who suffered a massive heat attack while on board a Southwest Airlines flight from Los Angeles to Albuquerque claim that a flight attendant told her a … Continue reading

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Stolen Rolex Watches Found in Thieves’ Vaginas

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Stolen Rolex Watches Found in Thieves’ Vaginas:  Authorities say a pair of Rolex watches valued at $12,000 and $4,000 stolen from a two men in a Las Vegas hotel room have been recovered after police found them inside the thieves’ … Continue reading

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Brother and Sister Arrested Having Sex in Church Parking Lot

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Brother and Sister Arrested Having Sex in Church Parking Lot:  A brother and sister have been arrested in Effingham County, Georgia for aggravated sodomy after having sex in a semi truck parked in a church parking lot across the street … Continue reading

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Two Women Arrested for Meth Lab in Church Kitchen

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Two Women Arrested for Meth Lab in Church Kitchen:  Two Illinois women have been arrested for allegedly manufacturing methamphetamine inside the kitchen of a rural church.  Holy smoke, sounds like they must have been Crystal Methodists.  Religious scholars say that’s … Continue reading

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Texas Family Finds Nearly Complete Mammoth Skeleton

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Texas Family Finds Nearly Complete Mammoth Skeleton:  Scientists say a 20,000- to 40,000-year-old mammoth discovered by a North Texas family on their farm is believed to be a female because of the length of the tusks and its wide pelvic … Continue reading

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