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Monthly Archives: September 2014

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First Dutch Restaurant for Dogs and Cats Opens in Amsterdam

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First Dutch Restaurant for Dogs and Cats Opens in Amsterdam:  In preparation for Animals day, the Royal Canin Experience Center has opened a pop-up eatery in Amsterdam for dogs and cats.  Guess this gives new meaning to “going Dutch treat.”  … Continue reading

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Facebook’s Oldest User Turns 101

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Facebook’s Oldest User Turns 101:  The world’s oldest registered Facebook recently got invited to tour Facebook Headquarters for her 101st birthday.  Wow!  That’s almost old enough remember back when MySpace was still a popular site.   Natural Gas Explosion Levels … Continue reading

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New Survey Examines America’s Drinking Habits

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New Survey Examines America’s Drinking Habits:  A new survey on American drinking habits found that while 30% of us don’t drink, the top 10% of US drinkers consume an average of 74 drinks per week, which is over 10 drinks … Continue reading

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Truck Driver Abandons $80,000 Worth of Chicken

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Truck Driver Abandons $80,000 Worth of Chicken:  Authorities in Idaho have arrested the driver who abandoned a trailer containing 37,000 pounds of chicken left to rot at a western Montana truck stop.  Witnesses say he parked the truck and got … Continue reading

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Airline Sued Over Death Linked to Inflight Meal

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Airline Sued Over Death Linked to Inflight Meal:  The wife and daughter of a man who died after eating an inflight meal on a transatlantic American Airlines flight have filed a wrongful death suit.  Now I’m not so sure airline … Continue reading

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