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Monthly Archives: October 2014

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Gray Wolf Seen in Grand Canyon in Decades

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Gray Wolf Seen in Grand Canyon in Decades:  A rare gray wolf has been recently photographed on the north rim of the Grand Canyon in Arizona in what would be the first wolf sighting in the national park since 1940.  … Continue reading

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Foot-Long Lungfish Removed From Man’s Bowels

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Foot-Long Lungfish Removed From Man’s Bowels:  In what is being described as a rather bizarre operation, Brazilian surgeons have removed a mammoth, foot-long eel-like lungfish fish from a man’s bowels.  Perhaps the only thing more bizarre would be if the … Continue reading

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Lady Gaga Buys Malibu Estate With Bowling Alley

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Lady Gaga Buys Malibu Estate With Bowling Alley:  The LA Times is reporting that Lady Gaga has bought a $23 million Malibu estate that includes a 2-lane Brunswick bowling alley.  Ironically, all she told the relator was to find her … Continue reading

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Fireball Whiskey Recalled Over a Sweetener Used in Antifreeze

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Fireball Whiskey Recalled Over a Sweetener Used in Antifreeze:  Bottles of Fireball whiskey, the insanely-popular, cinnamon-flavored, frat-house favorite, are being recalled in some European countries—because it’s got too much of chemical used in antifreeze inside.  Regulators say they became suspicious … Continue reading

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Vasectomies on the Rise During Great Recession

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Vasectomies on the Rise During Great Recession:  A new poll finds that men are now 35% more likely to get a vasectomy now than before the great recession.  Well, when the economy’s going down the tubes, you’ve gotta make cuts … Continue reading

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