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Monthly Archives: November 2014

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New Malibu Gym Owner’s Policies Stir Controversy

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New Malibu Gym Owner’s Policies Stir Controversy:  The new owner of Diamond’s Malibu Gym has been stirring up quite a bit of controversy with some of his new gym policies.  Many feel that it all began with Diamond’s habit of … Continue reading

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Stone Age Flint Axe Found Intact

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Stone Age Flint Axe Found Intact:  Archaeologists have unearthed an incredibly rare, 5500 -year-old Stone Age flint axe on the island of Lolland in Denmark, buried a few feet into the Earth with its wooden handle still attached.  Scientists say … Continue reading

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Oregon Police Dog Fired for Poor Performance

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Oregon Police Dog Fired for Poor Performance:  A 2-year-old Belgian Malinois was supposed to become the ninth member of the police force in the Oregon coastal town of Cannon Beach, but police felt the poor dog just didn’t have what … Continue reading

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Man Charged With Felony After Pointing Banana at Cops

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Man Charged With Felony After Pointing Banana at Cops:  A Colorado man is facing charges of felony menacing after police say he pointed a banana at officers, causing them to believe they were in “imminent danger” from “a deadly weapon.”  … Continue reading

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Inventor of the Teleprompter Dies

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Inventor of the Teleprompter Dies:  Hurbert Scholarly, the inventor of the teleprompter, has died at age 91.  Distraught family members say they are having difficulty finding the words to express their grief.   Man Gets Prison for Shooting His Customer … Continue reading

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