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Monthly Archives: December 2014

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Pastor and Staffer in Shootout at Florida Church

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Pastor and Staffer in Shootout at Florida Church:  Authorities in Florida say that a maintenance worker at a church in Osceola County, Florida has been shot and is in critical condition after he got into a shootout with the church … Continue reading

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Wall at Chicago Morton Salt Facility Collapses

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Wall at Chicago Morton Salt Facility Collapses:  A side wall in the Morton Salt building in Chicago collapsed, causing tons of salt to spill out onto a nearby Acura dealership, burying 11 brand-new Acura cars.  A frustrated General Manager at … Continue reading

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Fox News Wonders if Metric System Brought Down AirAsia Flight

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Fox News Wonders if Metric System Brought Down AirAsia Flight:  Fox News host Anna Kooiman is speculating that the missing AirAsia flight may have gone missing because international pilots are trained using the metric system.  Now I’m no aviation expert, … Continue reading

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Man Steals Hearse Carrying Casket and Body

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Man Steals Hearse Carrying Casket and Body:  Family members are breathing a sigh of relief after Police arrested a mentally ill man who stole a hearse containing the family’s departed relative while it was sitting in front of a funeral … Continue reading

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Leonardo DiCaprio Leaves Miami Nightclub With 20 Women

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Leonardo DiCaprio Leaves Miami Nightclub With 20 Women:  Its being reported that Leonardo DiCaprio spent the past week partying in Miami for the massive art show Art Basel and according to a witness, left a local nightclub one evening with … Continue reading

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