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Astronomers Find Planet with 200-Times More Rings Than Saturn

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Astronomers Find Planet with 200-Times More Rings Than Saturn:  Astronomers say they’ve found the first-ever ringed planet beyond our solar system, a super-world with a whopping girdle of halos 200 times bigger than Saturn’s.  Or, this may turn out to … Continue reading

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Gray Wolf Tracked In California

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Gray Wolf Tracked Into California:  Wildlife officials are using GPS to track what is believed to be the first gray wolf to venture into California in decades, raising hopes that the endangered species may once again thrive there.  Wildlife officials … Continue reading

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Most Expensive Photo Ever Taken Sold

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Most Expensive Photo Ever Taken Sold:  Andreas Gursky’s “Rhine II,” a photograph which showcases a desolate, featureless landscape, the parallel lines of a road, the Rhine River as well as the horizon, has become the most expensive photograph ever taken … Continue reading

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Human Skull Found in Israel Sheds Light on Migration

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Human Skull Found in Israel Sheds Light on Migration:  Scientists say that a 55,000-year-old human skull found in Israel sheds light on human migration and sex with our Neanderthal cousins.  In a rather unorthodox move, researches say they bypassed traditional … Continue reading

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Scientists Find Pain Reliever in Coffee Similar to Morphine

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Scientists Find Pain Reliever in Coffee Similar to Morphine:  Brazilian scientists say they’ve discovered a protein in coffee that has effects similar to the pain reliever morphine.  Of course the obvious difference being that morphine is significantly cheaper than Starbucks. … Continue reading

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