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Italian Scientist Claims Head Transplants Only Two Years Away

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Italian Scientist Claims Head Transplants Only Two Years Away:  An Italian scientist is claiming that he’s a mere two years away from being able to do real-life human head transplants.  Yea, and as long as groups like ISIL are still … Continue reading

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Woman Knocked Unconscious in Egg-Throwing Incident

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Woman Knocked Unconscious in Egg-Throwing Incident:  Seattle police are searching for a vandal who hurled an egg at a woman standing outside a local bar, striking her in the head and knocking her unconscious in an apparently random, drive-by attack.  … Continue reading

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Madonna Takes Hard Fall During UK Performance

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Madonna Takes Hard Fall During UK Performance:  The internet is buzzing about the hard fall Madonna took at the Brit Awards – the UK’s version of the Grammys – when her cape became tangled and dragged her backwards to the … Continue reading

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Donald Trump Serious About 2016 Presidential Run

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Donald Trump Serious About 2016 Presidential Run:  The Washington Post is reporting that Donald Trump is ramping-up and serious about a 2016 presidential run, adding to a growing pool of potential Republican candidates.  Those close to the Trump camp say … Continue reading

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Alaska Decriminalizes Small Amounts of Marijuana:  Alaska has become the first red state to legalize the smoking, growing, and owning of small amounts of marijuana, bringing the decriminalization movement to a conservative stronghold.  All I can say is, if Sarah … Continue reading

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