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Monthly Archives: March 2015

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Rolling Stones Announce North American Tour

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Rolling Stones Announce North American Tour:  The Rolling Stones have just announced a 15-city stadium tour that will kick off in San Diego and include shows in Columbus, Minneapolis, Dallas, Atlanta, Orlando and Nashville.  The concert tour will coincide with … Continue reading

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Group Calls Walmart Pig Supplier Called Inhumane

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Group Calls Walmart Pig Supplier Called Inhumane:  Legal action is underway following an undercover investigation by the Humane Society alleging inhumane treatment at a pig breeding facility linked to the nation’s largest grocer – Walmart.  Investigators say they’ve found evidence … Continue reading

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British Airways Flight Forced to Return Due to Smelly Toilet

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British Airways Flight Forced to Return Due to Smelly Toilet:  A British Airways plane en route to Dubai was forced to return to London’s Heathrow Airport when the smell emanating from the toilet became simply unbearable for passengers.  I should begin … Continue reading

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Riders Becoming Too Heavy for Washington Ferries

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Riders Becoming Too Heavy for Washington Ferries:  The Washington state ferry service says it has been forced to reduce the number of people it will carry on its boats because people are so much heavier these days.  Passengers counter that … Continue reading

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Report Finds Cat Litter and Salts Caused Nuclear-Dump Mishap

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Report Finds Cat Litter and Salts Caused Nuclear-Dump Mishap:  Authorities say an incompatible combination of nitrate salts and organic cat litter – which was used to absorb moisture in the waste – is to blame for a mishap that caused … Continue reading

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