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Monthly Archives: April 2015

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Denmark to Impose Fat Tax

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Denmark to Impose Fat Tax:  Denmark has imposed what is being called a “fat tax” on foods such as butter and oil as a way to curb unhealthy eating habits and reduce obesity.  Yea, who wants to be known as … Continue reading

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Most Drivers Admit to Flirting While Driving

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Most Drivers Admit to Flirting While Driving:  A full 62 percent of drivers report having flirted with someone in a different vehicle while on the go, and 31 percent of those flirtations resulted in a date!  Unfortunately, another 35 percent … Continue reading

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Rikers Island Inmates Claim Guards Poisoned Their Meatloaf

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Rikers Island Inmates Claim Guards Poisoned Their Meatloaf:  A group of Rikers Island prisoners are claiming that prison guards tried to poison them after some of the meatloaf they were served tested positive for a commonly known rat poison.  Prison … Continue reading

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Scientists Say T-Rex Had a Vegetarian Cousin

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Scientists Say T-Rex Had a Vegetarian Cousin:  A recently unearthed relative of the infamous T-Rex shares lots of features with its voracious cousin – including small hands with two fingers, but with one noticeable exception – it was a vegetarian.  … Continue reading

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Alaska Man in RV Leads State Troopers on a Chase

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Alaska Man in RV Leads State Troopers on a Chase:  A Wasilla, Alaska man who was being sought on charges of scheming to defraud, 15 counts of theft and 21 counts of issuing bad checks, has been arrested – but … Continue reading

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