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Monthly Archives: May 2015

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Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Second Child

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Kim Kardashian Pregnant With Second Child:  Its being reported that Kim Kardashian announced that she is pregnant during the midseason finale of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” her second child with Kanye West.  Wow, wonder which direction they’ll name this … Continue reading

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Two Women Attacked by Sharks on Same Day in Florida

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Two Women Attacked by Sharks on Same Day in Florida:  Two young women are OK with minor injuries after being attacked by sharks in shallow water on Florida beaches.  When contacted about the attacks, the unrepentant sharks would only say … Continue reading

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Strong Earthquake Hits Off Coast of Alaska

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Strong Earthquake Hits Off Coast of Alaska:  The U.S. Geological Survey is reporting that an earthquake with a magnitude of 7.0 has struck off the southwest coast of Alaska.  When contacted by reporters about the meaning of the quake, seismologists … Continue reading

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National Spelling Bee Ends Again in a Tie

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National Spelling Bee Ends Again in a Tie:  For the second year in a row, the Scripps National Spelling Bee ended in a tie with Vanya Shivashankar and Gokul Venkatachalam declared this year’s champions.  When asked how they became such … Continue reading

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Scientists Say Lucy May Not Be Our Direct Ancestor

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Scientists Say Lucy May Not Be Our Direct Ancestor:  Its long been assumed that an astonishing fossil of a human-like creature who lived some 3.2 million years ago whom anthropologists named Lucy, was more or less considered kind of the … Continue reading

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