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Monthly Archives: June 2015

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Katy Perry Wages Controversial Bid to Buy Convent

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Katy Perry Wages Controversial Bid to Buy Convent:  The elderly Sisters of the Most Holy and Immaculate Heart of the Blessed Virgin Mary are up in arms over the proposed sale of their aging convent in Los Feliz to pop … Continue reading

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NBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump

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NBCUniversal Cuts Ties With Donald Trump:  NBCUniversal announced it has cut ties with business mogul and GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump, whose show “The Apprentice” has aired on the network since 2004, over Trump’s recent derogatory statements about illegal immigrants.  … Continue reading

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Black Bear Crashes College Fraternity Party

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Black Bear Crashes College Fraternity Party:  A black bear, weighing between 300 and 400 pounds, crashed a fraternity party near the campus of Lehigh University lumbering close and scaring the living daylights out of everyone.  When questioned, the bear said … Continue reading

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Backlash Building Against Replacing Hamilton on $10 Bill

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Backlash Building Against Replacing Hamilton on $10 Bill:  The proposed change of replacing Alexander Hamilton on the $10 bill and replacing his image with a woman is causing quite a controversy among Hamilton fans.  Looks like once again, Hamilton fans are … Continue reading

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Obama Leads Charleston Crowd in Singing Amazing Grace

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Obama Leads Charleston Crowd in Singing Amazing Grace:  President Obama delivered one of the most emotional moments of his presidency when he led a crowd of 5,500 people in singing “Amazing Grace” at the funeral services of the Rev. Clementa … Continue reading

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