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Monthly Archives: July 2015

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Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet

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Space Probe Philae Finds Organic Molecules on Comet:  The European Space Agency’s probe Philae may be struggling to stay in touch, but still managed to find something very special – several organic molecules – including four never detected before on … Continue reading

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Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well

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Study Finds Cool High School Kids Don’t Fare Well:  A 10-year study published in Business Insider found that many of the kids who were considered “cool” in high school ended up abusing alcohol and drugs, having trouble maintaining a steady, healthy … Continue reading

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Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green

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Some California Homeowners Painting Lawns Green:  Its being reported that California’s drought is becoming so bad, that some homeowners have actually begun hiring contractors to paint their browning lawns green.  Great idea, and if it were my lawn, I’d get … Continue reading

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Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth

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Bloomberg News Disputes Trump’s Net Worth:  Presidential candidate Donald Trump claims he’s worth more than $10 billion, but a detailed analysis by of his wealth by Bloomberg News found that figure to be more in the neighborhood of $2.9 billion.  … Continue reading

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New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand

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New Habitat for Big Cats Who Worked at MGM Grand:  Dozens of lions once used to entertain tourists at the MGM Grand Hotel have a new gig at the recently opened Lion Habitat Ranch near Henderson, Nev.  For anyone wishing … Continue reading

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