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Monthly Archives: August 2015

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Kanye West Announces Presidential 2020 Ambitions

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Kanye West Announces Presidential 2020 Ambitions:  At the end of a long, rambling 10-½ minute speech he gave after receiving a Lifetime Achievement Award at MTV’s Video Music Awards, Rapper Kanye West announced he will be running for president, but … Continue reading

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Obama to Rename Mt McKinley

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Obama to Rename Mt McKinley:  The Obama administration announced that it will change the name of North America’s tallest mountain peak from Mount McKinley to Denali, a major symbolic gesture to Alaska Natives. In response, an angry Pat Robertson told … Continue reading

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Study Finds Restaurant Menus Full of Germs

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Study Finds Restaurant Menus Full of Germs:  A new study determined that one of the dirtiest items found in a restaurant is the menus, which rarely get wiped down between customers.  In response, health officials are urging patrons not to … Continue reading

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Miley Cyrus Says She Identifies As a Pansexual

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Miley Cyrus Says She Identifies As a Pansexual:  In a recent issue of Elle UK, Miley Cyrus was very vocal about her sexuality, saying she identifies herself as being Pansexual – which she defines as “being open to every single … Continue reading

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Cameras Catch Coyotes as They Take Manhattan

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Cameras Catch Coyotes as They Take Manhattan:  Wildlife biologists are in the process of setting up cameras to monitor coyotes as they continue migrate into New York City, where its estimated that at least 20 coyotes are currently living in … Continue reading

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