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Monthly Archives: September 2015

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Gene-Edited Micropigs to Be Sold as Pets

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Gene-Edited Micropigs to Be Sold as Pets:  Cutting-edge gene-editing techniques have produced an unexpected byproduct – tiny pigs that a leading Chinese genomics institute will soon begin selling as pets.  Of course, the big concern is that skinheads and neo-Nazis … Continue reading

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Bank Robbery Couple Busted After Facebook Posts

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Bank Robbery Couple Busted After Facebook Posts:  A Ohio man and his girlfriend have been arrested for bank robbery after they posted photos of themselves and the loot they stole to Facebook.  How strange they got busted.  Who could have … Continue reading

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Study Finds Most People Believe in Extraterrestrials

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Study Finds Most People Believe in Extraterrestrials:  A recent poll found that the majority of people in the United States, United Kingdom and Germany believe there is intelligent life in other parts of the universe.  Yea, and it looks like … Continue reading

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Marijuana Bundle Drops Onto Family’s Carport

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Marijuana Bundle Drops Onto Family’s Carport:  A Nogales, NM woman called police after waking up to discover that a 26-pound bundle of marijuana had fallen out of the sky and landed on her doghouse.  Those darn Amazon drones!  On the … Continue reading

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Mormons Fear Weekend’s Blood Moon Sign of End Times

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Mormons Fear Weekend’s Blood Moon Sign of End Times:  A rare confluence of a lunar eclipse and a supermoon set to happen this weekend called a Blood Moon is causing such widespread fear of an impending apocalypse among Mormons that … Continue reading

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