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Monthly Archives: October 2015

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New Species of Wolf, Coyote and Dog Evolving

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New Species of Wolf, Coyote and Dog Evolving:  Wildlife biologists say that wolves, faced with a diminishing number of potential mates, are mating with other similar animals and that a whole new species of wolf, coyote and dogs is evolving … Continue reading

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Preservationists Raising Money for Alamo Facelift

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Preservationists Raising Money for Alamo Facelift:  Preservationists are attempting to raise $300 million, so that the famed symbol of Texas independence – the Alamo – will be able to undergo what many say is a long needed facelift.  Sounds like … Continue reading

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Brigham Young Voted Country’s Top Sober School

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Brigham Young Voted Country’s Top Sober School:  Brigham Young University has just been named the most “sober school in America” for the 18th year in a row.  Yea, Brigham Young is probably the only school anywhere that when students talk … Continue reading

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WHO Says Two-Thirds of World’s Population Have Herpes

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WHO Says Two-Thirds of World’s Population Have Herpes:  The World Health Organization reports that two-thirds of the world’s population under 50 have the highly infectious herpes virus that causes cold sores around the mouth.  Surprisingly, the organization says only about … Continue reading

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Walmart Testing Drones for Home Delivery

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Walmart Testing Drones for Home Delivery:  Walmart has become the latest retail giant to ask the FAA to consider their using unmanned aerial vehicles (drones) as part of its customer service.  Before approving the request, the FAA says they must … Continue reading

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