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Monthly Archives: November 2015

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Ted Cruz Claims Colorado Killer a Transgender Leftist Activist

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Ted Cruz Claims Colorado Killer a Transgender Leftist Activist: Texas Senator Ted Cruz is claiming that the person who opened fire on a Planned Parenthood in Colorado was actually “registered as a woman and a transgender leftist activist.” Really? My question … Continue reading

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Believers Find Miracle in Bleeding Communion Wafer

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Believers Find Miracle in Bleeding Communion Wafer: Many believers are flocking to a Catholic church in Salt Lake City which recently became the site of what some are calling a wondrous miracle after a communion wafer – which symbolizes the … Continue reading

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Man Kills Waitress Who Asked Him to Extinguish Cigarette

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Man Kills Waitress Who Asked Him to Extinguish Cigarette: A Mississippi man is under arrest after police say he gunned down a Waffle House waitress who asked him to put out his cigarette in the restaurant.   Guess this pretty … Continue reading

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Egypt Begins Search for Fabled Queen Nefertiti

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Egypt Begins Search for Fabled Queen Nefertiti: Egypt’s Antiquities Ministry confirms that a digging exploration has begun inside King Tutankhamun’s 3,300 year-old tomb in the search for hidden chambers that an Egyptologist believes could include Queen Nefertiti.   Why do … Continue reading

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Frank Gifford Suffered From CTE Brain Disease

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Frank Gifford Suffered From CTE Brain Disease: Its been revealed that an autopsy on Frank Gifford, a Hall of Fame running back who was involved in one of the most brutal collisions in the N.F.L.’s history, was found to have … Continue reading

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