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Monthly Archives: December 2015

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Woman Too Old To List Age on Facebook

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Woman Too Old To List Age on Facebook: A 104-year-old woman is complaining to Facebook that she couldn’t post her real age because the birthdate drop-down menu only goes back as far as 1910. Why bother complaining? Hell, by the … Continue reading

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Baby Reaches Out From Womb To Grab Doctor’s Finger:

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Baby Reaches Out From Womb To Grab Doctor’s Finger In a photo that is going viral, a baby reached out of her mother’s womb and grabbed her doctor’s finger in the midst of a C-section delivery. In related news, the doctor … Continue reading

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Oregon Firefighters Now Doing Mouth to Mouth for Pets

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Oregon Firefighters Now Doing Mouth to Mouth for Pets: The Fire Department of Ashland, Oregon has begun training its firefighters to give mouth to mouth to fire victim’s for pets also. A department spokesperson says that while the training is … Continue reading

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Zoo Tigers Involved in Deadly Love Triangle

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Zoo Tigers Involved in Deadly Love Triangle: Zoo officials say a female tiger has apparently killed her mate at a West Texas zoo in a rare attack that occurred after months of a simmering jealousy in a feline love triangle. … Continue reading

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Court Turns Down NH Couple Seeking to Undo Divorce

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Court Turns Down NH Couple Seeking to Undo Divorce: The New Hampshire Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling refusing to undo (vacate) a couple’s 2014 divorce after 24 years of marriage. You mean to tell me marriage isn’t just … Continue reading

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