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Monthly Archives: March 2016

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Chipotle Considering New Chain Called Better Burger

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Chipotle Considering New Chain Called Better Burger: Chipotle Mexican Grill is rumored to be considering entering the hamburger business after filing a trademark application for the name “Better Burger.” This will come as welcome news for those who prefer to … Continue reading

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Nurse Who Took Pics of Unconscious Patient’s Penis Surrenders License

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Nurse Who Took Pics of Unconscious Patient’s Penis Surrenders License: Kristen Johnson, a nurse at Upstate University Hospital, who was convicted of taking photos of an unconscious patient’s penis with her iPhone and sending them to co-workers, has surrendered her nursing license to … Continue reading

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Mississippi Senate Approves Christian Paramilitary Bill

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Mississippi Senate Approves Christian Paramilitary Bill: The Republican-dominated Mississippi state Senate has approved a bill which would not only allow concealed weapons, but permit churches to designate and train parishioners to serve as armed church security militias. Makes pretty good … Continue reading

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Man Planned Model Airplane Attack on US Capitol

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Man Planned Model Airplane Attack on US Capitol: A 26-year-old Massachusetts man with a physics degree was sentenced to 17 years in prison for plotting an attack on the U.S. Capitol with a remote-controlled model aircraft, which he planned to … Continue reading

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Printer Misprints UK Parish’s Easter Signs

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Printer Misprints UK Parish’s Easter Signs: The Acomb Parish Church in the town of York (UK) ordered a bunch of Easter signs declaring “Christ has Risen,” but a mixup at the printers left off the “t” at the end, leaving … Continue reading

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