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Monthly Archives: April 2016

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Astronomers Find First Tailless Comet

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Astronomers Find First Tailless Comet:  Astronomers say they have found a first-of-its-kind tailless comet whose composition may offer clues into long-standing questions about the solar system’s formation and evolution.  Ironically, when scientists first observed the object, they weren’t exactly sure … Continue reading

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Study Finds Women with Larger Butts are Smarter and Healthier

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Study Finds Women with Larger Butts are Smarter and Healthier:  A new study from the University of Oxford determined that women with larger than average butts are not only more intelligent, but also very resistant to chronic illnesses.  In related … Continue reading

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Female Terrorists Getting Exploding Breast Implants

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Female Terrorists Getting Exploding Breast Implants:  British spy satellites have intercepted terrorist communications from Pakistan and Yemen, discussing women suicide bombers getting explosives fitted inside breast implants.  Intelligence agencies warn that anyone who tries anything like this will surely get … Continue reading

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Frequent Ejaculation May Lower Risk Of Prostate Cancer

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Frequent Ejaculation May Lower Risk Of Prostate Cancer:  A new U.S. study suggests that men who ejaculate often may have a lower risk of prostate cancer than their peers who don’t do it as frequently.  So, if I understand this … Continue reading

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Texas Sheriff Would Beat Transgender Women Unconscious

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Texas Sheriff Would Beat Transgender Women Unconscious:  Tracy Murphfree, the new Republican sheriff of Denton County, Texas, told reporters that he would beat a transgender woman unconscious if she ever tried to share a bathroom with his daughter.  And, to … Continue reading

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