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Georgian Neo-Nazis Throw Sausages at Vegans

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Georgian Neo-Nazis Throw Sausages at Vegans:  A screening of the Adult Swim series Rick and Morty at the Kiwi vegan cafe in the country of Georgia was interrupted when a group of neo-fascist skinheads entered and began throwing grilled meat, … Continue reading

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Blobfish Voted World’s Ugliest Animal

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Blobfish Voted World’s Ugliest Animal:  In a vote announced at the British Science Festival, the blobfish was voted the “World’s Ugliest Animal” and is now the mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society.  Not to be mean, but it does … Continue reading

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Ohio Man Who Ate Half of Roommate’s Brain Denied Parole

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Ohio Man Who Ate Half of Roommate’s Brain Denied Parole:  Prison officials say Ohio inmate David Allen Chapin, who killed his roommate and ate half of his brain almost 40 years ago, has been denied parole for the sixth time.  … Continue reading

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Minivan-Sized Sea Sponge Found in Ocean off Hawaii

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Minivan-Sized Sea Sponge Found in Ocean off Hawaii:  Deep sea scientists, exploring 7,000 feet down in the remote waters between Hawaii and Midway atoll, have found a gigantic sea sponge the size of a minivan that may just be the … Continue reading

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Dr Heimlich Uses Maneuver for First Time to Save Woman’s Life

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Dr Heimlich Uses Maneuver for First Time to Save Woman’s Life:  Henry Heimlich, the famed 96-year-old surgeon, used his namesake anti-choking maneuver for the first time to save a woman at his senior living center.   Seriously, this was the … Continue reading

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