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Monthly Archives: June 2016

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Study Finds Pornography Leads to Memory Loss

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Study Finds Pornography Leads to Memory Loss:  A new study out of Germany is claiming that pornography often leads to memory loss.  Researchers say they reached that conclusion after data showed that way too many people seem to be forgetting … Continue reading

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Mountain Mirrors Allow Small Norway Town to See Winter Sunshine

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Mountain Mirrors Allow Small Norway Town to See Winter Sunshine:  Because its tucked in between steep mountains, the town of Rjukan, Norway is normally completely shrouded in shadow six months a year.  Now, thanks to three 183-square-foot mirrors placed on … Continue reading

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Snowfall Covers a Quarter of Earth’s Surface

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Snowfall Covers a Quarter of Earth’s Surface:  Scientists say that at any given time, snow covers approximately one quarter of the surface of the earth.  Yea, and the other three-fourths are covered with Starbucks cafes.   Texas Court Rules Parents … Continue reading

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Sarah Palin Claims Brexit Vote Fights New World Order

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Sarah Palin Claims Brexit Vote Fights New World Order:  In a recent Facebook post, Sarah Palin joined Donald Trump in congratulating the United Kingdom for quitting the EU and their secret apocalyptic globalist agenda.  No surprise there, Palin would endorse … Continue reading

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Barnes & Noble Set to Unveil Stores Offering Wine And Beer

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Barnes & Noble Set to Unveil Stores Offering Wine And Beer:  Barnes & Noble announced that they will soon be offering beer and wine at select stores throughout the US in an effort to boost sales by keeping customers in … Continue reading

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