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Monthly Archives: July 2016

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Draymond Green Posts Picture of Penis to Snapchat

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Draymond Green Posts Picture of Penis to Snapchat:  Golden State Warriors star Draymond Green, who will be representing the US at the Rio Games, was forced to apologize after he accidentally hit the wrong button and posted a picture of … Continue reading

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First Skydiver to Successfully Jump Without Parachute

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First Skydiver to Successfully Jump Without Parachute:  A skydiver named Luke Aikins has become the first person to successfully skydive without a parachute, jumping from a plane at 25,000 feet above Simi Valley, California and landing perfectly on a 100-by-100-foot net, … Continue reading

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Justin Bieber Turned Down $5 Million to Play Republican Convention

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Justin Bieber Turned Down $5 Million to Play Republican Convention:  Bankrolled by GOP donors, Republicans reportedly offered Justin Bieber $5 million to play a 45-minute set at a venue near where the convention was held, but he turned them down.  … Continue reading

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Wisconsin Policeman Had Sex on the Job 98 Times

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Wisconsin Policeman Had Sex on the Job 98 Times: A Wisconsin police officer has resigned following an internal investigation that showed he had sex 98 times while on duty, a violation of numerous department polices and procedures. Wow, if you … Continue reading

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Coyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool

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Coyotes Refuse to Leave Brentwood Family’s Pool:  A Brentwood, California man finally had to call LA County Animal Services after three coyotes were found lounging around the family pool for several days straight, ignoring any effort to get them to … Continue reading

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