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Monthly Archives: August 2016

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World’s Oldest Fossils Found in Greenland

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World’s Oldest Fossils Found in Greenland:  Geologists in Greenland have discovered what they believe are the oldest physical evidence for life on Earth in rocks that formed 3.7 billion years ago.  So if I understand this correctly, the next time … Continue reading

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Doctors Say Disease Lurks In Wind Instruments

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Doctors Say Disease Lurks In Wind Instruments:  The LA Times reports that doctors are cautioning musicians to be sure to frequently clean their wind instruments in order to prevent the growth of a dangerous fungi which is responsible for a possibly … Continue reading

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Man Shoots Self Instead of Raccoon After Sneezing and Falling Off Chair

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Man Shoots Self Instead of Raccoon After Sneezing and Falling Off Chair:  A 81-year-old man has been hospitalized after accidentally sneezing, falling off his chair and shooting himself while attempting to kill a large raccoon that had broken into his … Continue reading

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Maine Gov LePage Leaves Profane Voicemail

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Maine Gov LePage Leaves Profane Voicemail:  Maine’s controversial Republican governor Paul LePage left a long string of profanities on the voicemail of Democratic Rep. Drew Gattine after Gattine implied that LePage’s comments, which laid all the blame for illegal drugs … Continue reading

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Coast Guard Spots SOS in Sand and Rescues Stranded Couple

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Coast Guard Spots SOS in Sand and Rescues Stranded Couple:  The U.S. Coast Guard reports it has rescued a couple who were stranded on an uninhabited island in Micronesia after crews saw the giant “SOS” they scribbled in the sand.  … Continue reading

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